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Matte-Astrophe™ ManGlaze®
The worst thing to happen to glossy nail polish since our legendary Death Tar. Matte-Astrophe destroys any color traditional glossy nail finish by making it matte! Depending on what you go over, on some brands it makes a cool crackle effect on some it's smooth. Let us know if you discover a cool combo. It also works great to touch up any matte finish. Warsaw Destruction art by the master,
Joe Simko of SweetRot.com
(AKA FishDicks) The glossy destroying powers of Matte-Astrophe but with a stupidly evil amount of glistening bling. Put this over any color and drool. Hell ain't so bad art created yet again by Joe Simko!
(Web exclusive. Less than 1500 Bottles Available)
Matte is Murder™ ManGlaze®
MATTE BLACK NAIL POLISH
Our Revised Black Matte Nail Polish is Now More Awful than our Original! It comes wrapped in 2 different pieces of art designed by UK artist and heartthrob JASON
ATOMIC! The art features either his talented yet severed hand or his muse,
Suicide Girl MANKO! We pick unless you buy 2.
Online Evil Price! $6.66 + S/H
(SPECIAL PRICE! Regularly $13 in store)
Used and abused on the runways of Paris, our Original Grey Matte Nail Polish.
Sorry folks. SOLD OUT.
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It's more matte but still Fuggen Ugly. Coming really soon. btw, in keeping with tradition — the foxy British chick who bought our last bottle of Fuggen Ugly will be getting a free bottle of our new Fuggen Ugly! Doesn't that just suck?
Franken Jugg's™
Creating a monster? These big EMPTY juggs have a wide mouth.
ManGlaze® Original Matte Nail Polish™ is the manliest nail polish made in the USA or anywhere else. Click for ingredients. ManGlaze is "Big Three Free"! Does not contain Dibutyl Phthalate (DBP), Formaldehyde or Toluene.